No no, he wouldn’t do that, not our li’l Donny boy! He’s so sweet, and innocent. Why, just last week I saw him trying to get Ms. Atkison’s cat out of a tree. It obviously didn’t work since the cat’s been missing for… oh, about a week now… but it’s the thought that counts! I mean, look at that face!
That’s weird, I heard somewhere that he doesn’t actually have as much money as he likes to say he does. Probably totally unrelated.
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But that would be illegal- He wouldn’t do that, would he?
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So far, he’s been right, unfortunately.
No no, he wouldn’t do that, not our li’l Donny boy! He’s so sweet, and innocent. Why, just last week I saw him trying to get Ms. Atkison’s cat out of a tree. It obviously didn’t work since the cat’s been missing for… oh, about a week now… but it’s the thought that counts! I mean, look at that face!
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