“Making it a crime to criticize Israel should be obvious. What we really need to do is make it illegal to criticize a guy for covering up sexual abuse while acting as the assistant coach for Ohio State’s wrestling team from 1987 to 1995.”

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)

The onion is incredible

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“Because it’s anti-Semitic, duh. And why is it anti-Semitic? Because it’s criticizing Israel. See how that works?”

WE NEED TO BREAK IN TO THE ONION HQ AND STEAL THEIR TIME MACHINE WHOS WITH ME!!