• MagicShel@programming.dev
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    Okay, but why would I give a fuck if it were true? Trump sure as hell is going to be. Let’s see whose best is better.

    I said in 2020 I’d vote for a ham sandwich if it was the only alternative to Trump. If Biden is a coked up vegetable, I’ll so vote for him over Trump.

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      Have you SEEN 1980s pro-wrestling, where everyone was coked up? I’d LOVE to see Biden paint his face with beautiful colors, run around shirtless with arm tassles cutton off his veins, snarling when he talks, and talking about being sacrificed to the front lawn where his only choices are to be eaten alive by a school bus of the cosmos, or get your head run over by a sentient lawnmower that’s coming for your WWF intercontinental championship.

      Guys…lets give Biden and Trump copious amounts of coke before each debate. I’d watch the hell out of that shit.

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        I’ve always been a bit salty that wrestling kept preempting my science fiction shows, so I wouldn’t call myself a fan, but I have seen a lot of WWF (haven’t watched since the name change). I know exactly what you mean and that would be pretty epic.

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          If it makes you feel better, in the 90s, wrestling fans had our wrestling interupted by the west minster dog show.

          We tune in every July, and for 2 weeks, during the SUMMER!!! When school was out, and we could finally stay up late…we see dogs running up ramps, and showing how they could pose.

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      I think the play here is to make accusations about laws many on the left don’t give a shit about to bait the “who cares?” responses and then apply that sentiment to the laws Trump has been convicted of or accused of that they hope their base doesn’t give a shit about.