Tyler Bradley Dykes, who prosecutors say performed a Nazi salute during the U.S. Capitol attack, was sentenced to more than four years in federal prison.
“Sure, my orange god could have pardoned me for my attempted overthrow of the government that he incited before he left office, but surely he’ll do it now!”
No he won’t. At least not unless they have a couple million dollars to pay for that pardon. He already set his price before he left the first time. If anything it’ll go up because, you know, inflation.
Well yeah it’s the only chance he has to get out of jail.
“Sure, my orange god could have pardoned me for my attempted overthrow of the government that he incited before he left office, but surely he’ll do it now!”
Goddamned morons.
He will if he wins in the fall. He’ll need them all to come back with friends in 2029.
No. He won’t.
No he won’t. At least not unless they have a couple million dollars to pay for that pardon. He already set his price before he left the first time. If anything it’ll go up because, you know, inflation.
Trump prefers insurrectionists who don’t get arrested.