You would think the dinosaurs would have been a greater discovery then the artifact she is chasing
You would think the dinosaurs would have been a greater discovery then the artifact she is chasing
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She's an old school Archeologist(read: basically a fancy thief), not a Zoologist/Paleontologist.
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I always wondered why there are weapons and health packs lying around in unexplored caves.
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because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves
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I want to argue with this, but it makes too much sense
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I wondered the same about underground candles that are always lit?
Then I found out it’s cannon in doom
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that's how you prepare an expression. she's a professional
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the first Lara was unapologetically an asshole. she lived in a mansion that most world leaders can't have in their dreams. it's not like she was stealing out of necessity. she had a fucking butler and still went out to disturb world heritage sites and steal or destroy everything in them. just for fun.
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Well she is British...
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well she is the tomb raider
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A farting butler that could be locked in the pantry
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"Did you say cool off?"
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No, but there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
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To be fair, it's self defense. There is no way to de-agro the T-Rex or raptors.
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For a regular person, maybe, but archeologists deal with dinosaur stuff all the time.
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Dinosaurs belong in a museum!
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Bro, she had to kill live dinosaurs underground lol... We're not talking bones or fossils here.
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The objects uncovered by archeologists are sometimes remarkably well-preserved. A joyous event for every scientist!
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Then the artifact what?
Fake! You don't get the shotgun until two levels later!
I know you're joking but thanks to the Internet, I can confirm you do get the shotgun in the lost valley stage where dinosaurs are found. Now that I read up on it, the funniest part to me is that this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason, especially since apparently you can totally take on a T-Rex with a shotgun.
The meme chose the shotgun because that's what is used in the original, from Hot Fuzz
Why wouldn't you be able to take on a T-Rex with a shotgun? It's not like it has metal armor or lacks vital organs.