I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.
They welcome you too, they specifically mention vegetarian bacon as one of their sects, alongside turkey bacon.https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop
Input praisebacon.com(hit return)“A server with the specified hostname could not be found.”Even that church is a lie.
We have 3 Sects for you to choose from. If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
Let's hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else