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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works
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I am not a velociraptor

  • Mother of boy, 15, held at gunpoint by US immigration agents files $1m claim

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  • The only problem with this is that those assholes are not paying the kid. It will be taxpayers money.

  • How will the end of the de minimis exemption impact US shoppers and businesses?

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  • Karen, repubblican voter, frequent customer of Shein, is gonna be pleasantly surprised when the price of her shitty clothes starts skyrocketting.

    So. Much. Winning.

  • Conservatives are more receptive to AI-generated recommendations than liberals, study finds

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  • They are also dumber, study finds.

  • Rabbis Emerge as Growing Voice of Criticism of Israel’s Tactics in Gaza

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  • Took them long enough. Are they worried now that the antizionism truly becomes antisemitism?

  • Trump and RFK Jr. to Ban Covid-19 Vaccine ‘Within Months’

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  • Unironically, that answer would land you a job on ICE or even in the administration.

  • Trump and RFK Jr. to Ban Covid-19 Vaccine ‘Within Months’

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  • Awesome! Next do the rest! The world can only do better with less people!

    Fucking hell.... 🤦

  • Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty arrested under terror laws

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  • Holy shit UK. Are you trying to beat the US in the fascism race that bad? I mean, you were already there, there is no need to sprint this fast.

  • US Deploys Warships to Venezuelan Coast, Raising Fears of Another 'Regime Change' War

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  • But he's owning the libtards!

    SO

    MUCH

    OWNING!!

  • JD Vance booed during hamburger handout to national guard troops in DC

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  • The guy has the charisma of a couch freshly fucked...

  • Tourists dismantle cross and use stones to create Star of David

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  • I'm an atheist, so I don't feel particularly attacked because these assholes dismantled a cross, but can you imagine if the situation was the opposite? The amount of nazionists calling antisemitism?

  • Truth

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  • That's so nice of you... thinking a lemmy user has enough money to even be elegible to appear on it..

  • It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

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  • My math teachers always told me that "math is not an opinion".

    I'd like to see them now defending that!

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    Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration

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    Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration

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  • The couch fucker is way less charismatic and has zero power in the maga base. If the Mango Hitler dies (hopefully after horrible suffering), they might implode, and that's probably the best thing that could happen.

    Edit: sorry about the 4 replies. Seems my instance is having issues and did something weird even though I just wrote one reply.

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    Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration

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    Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration

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    Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration

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  • Still-secret health issue?

    Hopefully one that grants a slow (like 1 year slow) and awfully painful death?

    Or maybe one that grants an extremely painful but relatively fast (like 1 month fast) death?

    One can dream...

  • Florida Mom Mad After Raw Milk Got Her Kid Sick And Ended Her Pregnancy!

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  • When she asked why it was labeled as being for animal consumption only, she says she was told “that was a technical requirement to sell ‘farm milk.’”

    I don't know, Rachel, I see a label saying "for animal consumption only" and a least a couple of questions would come to my mind... if I had a functioning brain with at least a couple braincells.

    Ps: the subtitle is gold.

  • Piracy surges as streaming costs drive viewers away

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  • It's so damn stupid. Every time i hear of a new show, I must look for which platform will have it in my country. And also which seasons, because it happens (with old shows specially) that they are fragmented, having some seasons here, some there, and some unavailable.

    Then, I open stremio and the whole show is there, a single app with all the content.

    Now tell me, if I want to watch that show, what should I do?

  • World News @lemmy.world
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    FBI director says a judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested

    apnews.com /article/immigration-judge-arrested-7997186bbca5730e70a25f2347e631f6
  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Our hospitality is SO GREAT that we'll ban you if you talk about human rights

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    'You are making it hard for us!' Black Americans for Trump member rips president on CNN - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /black-voters-trump/