I think that’s what the diapers are for

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Don’t give up hope my friend

Who?

How will the sport of Conker recover from this

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

What about a spork

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!!

If he had we’d all just be left with a hardened jizz rag, but now we have Eric Trump

Handmaid’s Tale is a great show

Man he is an asshole

Yes sadly. I like olive tapenade though. Straight olives are rough.

But I want to like them. I try one every few years to see if they’re still yucky.

The Italian side of me is ashamed at my disgust for olives

Are there any headlines with the name Trump in them that aren’t negative? Aside from Fox News and Newsmax of course.

Modern day Grapes of Wrath

You’re welcome!

Ok, I invited you to deadlock. It says 1-2 days but normally I see people get the email within a few hours. Have a good weekend!