A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

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Make Acronyms Go Awry

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”

There goes Walmart Nero …

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.

K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.

They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.

They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.

GOP Trump gold statue at CPAC.

“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.

You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.

He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.

“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”

I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.