If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Only if it’s made with Fight Milk.

Lots of great suggestions here, but if you’ve never played the original Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario World, you should. There is a reason they’re considered classics and everybody should experience Mario’s roots. My 8 year old plays them every so often and he keeps progressing.

SMB 2 is a good game as well, but it’s quite different from the others. It is the origin of a few series staples, though.

No, you’re thinking of McDowell’s from 1988’s Coming to America.

Dude, at least tie some boats together in a line. I’d accept that as a train.

Got Astroneer on Steam Summer Sale. Super fun so far!

Consensually, I hope.

Bought Icarus and State of Decay 2 today. One was 50% off and the other 66%. I almost bought them last night. Glad I waited. Always on the lookout for more co-op games to play with the wife. Can’t wait for Ark 2!

Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

Inbred cat.

I decided to think outside the box.

I’m partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.

If they can hit the quality they did on Nimona, I’m all for it. My family LOVES that movie.

STOP THIS ECONOMY, I ORDER YOU!

You’re a David Fincher fan? Name three of his movies.

My first thought was “So Holland is just going to grunt and breathe or something?” Then i remembered that they made J&D games past The Precursor Legacy.

My second thought was that Chris Pratt won’t be able to do justice to Daxter. Get Billy West.

Same in the US state of Maine.

Mix in a Futurama reference for “Tell my WiFi said hello”