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  • Hmm, when Trump's treason and corruption can no longer be denied, maybe we'll have an epidemic of MAGA suicides. Too bad they ended funding for suicide hotlines.

  • I'm talking about Annual Passes, not short term passes.

    During high seasons, it will definitely be better during the week than the weekends, but it will be still be extremely busy.

    There are a LOT of houses for rent in Orlando. These days, a lot of them book through AirBnB, but a lot use real estate property managers for bookings. Do some Googling, and you should find some nice houses, often with your own pool, in the Kissimmee area for really reasonable rates. It's especially reasonable if you go with a bunch of people, and split a 4 or 5 bedroom.

  • Living in Orlando, we locals know to buy the cheaper passes with the blackout dates. Rather that look at the blackout dates as restrictions, we see them as valuable information - those are the days when you want to avoid the parks at all costs.

    The best times to go are when the kids are in school, of course. If you aren't towing kids, you would be an absolute moron to go during the vacation seasons.

    Best times:

    • January, Beginning of February. Town is slow, weather is cooler.

    It starts to get busy during Valentine's Day week, then the Daytona 500, the Daytona Bike Week, then Spring Break weeks across the country.

    • May - kids are in school, finals are happening, nobody takes their kids out of school for vacay. Park traffic is among the lightest of the year.

    Summer is insane, through Labor Day. It's also brutally hot. Avoid at all costs.

    • Fall is good, kids are in school. Lots of British come in September/ October/ November but probably not this year. Universal's Halloween Horror Nights draws a lot of people to Orlando, but not to Disney. Thanksgiving week is always very busy.
    • Early December - probably the best time to visit. Kids just had Thanksgiving break, and Christmas break is coming, and there are finals. Nobody takes their kids to Disney in early December, and the parks are very quiet.

    If you go when it's busy, you'll spend most of your day waiting for hours in line on the hot sun. You might get on 4 or 5 rides, if you're lucky. But go in Early December, or May, and you'll do a dozen or more rides in a day.

  • The new VIP passes are an additional $400 per person, per day, to skip the lines.

  • A tourist trap NOW? Dude, it's been the very definition of a tourist trap since it opened in 1970.

  • Sure, cuz old sick people bounce right back easily from complex major surgeries like transplants.

  • There is no Republican Party any more. They are as dead as the Whigs, and should only be referred to in a scholarly, historical context.

    This is the MAGA Party, and doesn't follow any of the foundational tenets of the Republican Party - Smaller govt, lower taxes, fiscal/economic responsibility, family values, etc. It is an entirely separate party whose foundational tenets include treason, corruption, racism, misogyny, pedophilia, genocide, intolerance, and more.

    Our country is being destroyed by MAGA. The Republican Party is responsible for the rise of MAGA, but we need to make sure MAGA gets full blame for the destruction they have caused, and the full punishment they deserve. MAGAs need to understand that when they are forced from power this time, they won't be forgiven like Biden did. They will feel the wrath of Liberty.

  • Trump once said that his closest advisor, Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller, told him that he wanted to reduce the population of the US to 100 million people, who looked like him (God forbid).

    That would be a decrease of about 70%. It would be interesting to hear his explanation as to how he intends to accomplish that objective.

  • 1789, the year after the Constitution was originally ratified.

  • Any clear-thinking individual has always recognized that the party that will be the first to restrict gun ownership will be the MAGAs.

  • Legislation? That's so old school. The really important stuff, like repealing Constitutional Amendments, is all done by Executive Orders these days.

  • That describes every MAGA, as well.

  • Hey! That's my name, too!

  • The only solution is to confiscate all wealth over $100 million, and use it to establish Health Care 4 All, free college/trade, UBI, minimum living wage, public services, etc.

  • "Nope, they all lyin' about me." -Pedophile-in-Chief

    "Makes sense." - MAGA Nazis

  • Am I getting a refund on the higher prices I'm paying because of tariffs?

  • The only reason she's excited is because she is convinced the names are all Democrats. When they turn out to be mostly Republicans, she'll quiet down.

  • "Im not coming in today. I've been Trumping on the toilet all night."

    It works

  • "cuz Jeff is dead. He was my hook up."