Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo’s legal actions a “maneuver to clear a path” for its own competing smartwatch.”

Everyday we are one step closer to the plot of Demolition Man. I cannot wait to taste some boosted Taco Bell.

Lol, no thanks.

The dude has always seemed so smarmy to me so hearing this really isn’t that surprising. I’m happy they’re getting their comeuppance but doubt it will be as much as they deserve.