By Christmas the Department of Government Efficiency (they really should have used Excess for the E) will no longer be going to exist.

Fifth circuit is federal

“a hat comes with the cabinet position”

My cat wants me to open the door for him. I humor him. So the other day he’s yowling like he’s got to poop and he’s turtling, and I jump out of my chair to rush him down the hall to the litter box. What does the little shit do? Jumps in my chair, lays down and farts at me.

I brought in another chair so I could work.

I’m not sure your metaphor holds. You get rid of your anus life is not going to be that much fun. Alabama on the other hand…

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m just registering my horror early in case this happens. You know what they say, if you can’t be happy, you might as well be right.

Dear gods no she gave us Dr Phil it’s the tv version of the clap

When in Prague,

Hair plugs are gender affirming care for men. Those banned too?

the United States one is very funny

It’s already online? Or was 8 years ago.

Reach down with both hands. Now slightly back. Grab. Found it?

Wait, what’s the verse on that one?

Oh I thought you were talking about smurfs and not the Fugates and I’m delighted when I see smurfs. It means the drugs are working

I am working off of one bar and have no electricity but this research has been done. I think pew has it, but it might be at ITAR

We need a cocaine bear 2

I never hid my disdain.

I’m in California, and the only things party registration seem to affect are (1) (important) which primary you vote in and (2) (not so much) what type of political spam you get, not the amount.

You know, I read shit like this and even though they had their fuckups, I recognize my parents did some major things right. We had family voting might, amicably discussed the candidates and issues, and then they showed us you could knowingly vote differently and still be a loving family.

Open fascists weren’t on our ballots until recently which made disagreement significantly more palatable. Talking about the rest of the ballot tho, honestly on some measures I don’t care that much and others in my family do. I’ll gladly lend my voice/vote on issues my family cares about if they’ll do the same for me (and they have).