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JailElonMusk @ JailElonMusk @sopuli.xyz
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    Trump to rebrand Pentagon as Department of War

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  • RIP Irony.

  • US senators pit Kennedy against Trump on vaccine policy

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  • Dumb vs Dumber.

  • Trump "worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize" for COVID vaccines, Pfizer CEO says

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  • Let me get this straight...

    Trump is worthy of the Nobel Prize because the vaccine says CEO of a company that made 80 billion dollars from it.

    Trump meanwhile during the pandemic told people to take horse meds, drink bleach, and inject sunlight into their bodies.

    Now that same Horse Pharmacist Regime, with Bobby (more experience as a heroin user than a doctor) Brainworm is trying to ban the very covid vaccines they previously came up with.

    The mental gymnastics on this one would make Simone Biles blush.

  • Giuliani Is Hurt in Car Crash in New Hampshire

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  • Is the other car okay?

  • DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts

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  • It's always the ones you most suspect.

    This guy looks like if you asked for an AI generated image of a wet fart.

    His chin is weaker than his morality.

  • Trump looking to create squad of 600 troops to deploy across US against civil unrest

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  • FDA names former pharma company executive to oversee US drug program

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  • This just in, the Cavity Creeps have been nominated to run the American Dental Association.

    Porky Pig will be overseeing the FAA.

    And the late great Hannibal Lector will be leading the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service.

  • Elon Musk's X slams French criminal investigation

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  • The only thing that should be "slammed" is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.

  • Musk's X refuses to hand over data in 'politically-motivated' French investigation

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  • Lock him up!

    Lock him up!

  • France Opens Criminal Investigation into Musk’s X

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  • Here we go!

    Sending some serious thoughts and prayers about this one.

  • Detained as an illegal immigrant, MAGA mom still has faith in Trump's mass deportation plan

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  • "It's not the leopard fault they are hungry, and my face tastes so good. They're still my favorite animal."

    Honestly, how can she call herself a Christian and be in the MAGA cult?

    “The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.”

    Leviticus 19:34

    "I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive."

    2 Timothy 4:3-4

  • Senate Confirms Bryan Bedford to Lead FAA

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  • Fun fact!

    Now it will take as much experience to wax eyebrows as an Esthetician as it will to fly a plane and be responsible for hundreds of lives every day.

    Glad these decisions are all based on merit.

  • Big, Beautiful Bill: Republican Lisa Murkowski Urges House Not to Vote on Bill She Just Approved

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  • Please demonstrate the courage that I cannot.

    -Lisa Murkowski

  • Musk threatens to primary members of Congress who vote for Trump's megabill

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  • I do not like that Elon Musk.

    Never uttered a word I believe or trust.

    He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.

    With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.

    When he goes to jail the world will dance.

    Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.

  • Trump Justice Dept. considers removing key check on lawmaker prosecutions

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  • It's called the Public Integrity Unit and is in charge of making sure investigations aren't politically motivated.

    I'm calling it now, it's as good as closed for:

    DEI

    Wokeism

    Or the classic "Efficiency" from the party that wants to add 5 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

  • Elon Musk’s DOGE deletes dozens of claims of cost-cutting after investigation reveals they are false

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  • ^ This guy gets it.

  • Conservative Radio Host Brutally Roasts Trump Accepting Plane From Qatar: It’s From the ‘Same Money Used to Kill Americans’

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  • That would require Republicans to find both their spine and their conscience.

    Like RFK Jr. in a sewage filled creek, I'm not holding my breath.

  • Trump Withdraws U.S. Attorney Nominee, Whose Extremism Tested Limits for G.O.P. Senators [🎁 Link]

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  • Holy shit, GOP Senators now have limits?

  • Trump says 'I don't know' when asked if he must uphold the Constitution

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  • Obviously he was being "sarcastic" during that too.