I can’t think of a single situation that would call for such a thing.

Sonic would beat the shit out of Trump without a second thought. He isn’t a Freedom Fighter for nothing.

I never understood why he would say that to begin with. It’s not like his brand of comedy was ever particularly edgy. Obviously the “people are too sensitive these days” thing is stupid, but it felt extra strange coming from him.

I didn’t even realize that they didn’t specify gaming companies until you pointed that out. In that case I wouldn’t even put Nintendo in the top 50.

We have not once encountered a corporate shitstain as aggressive as them.

Are you kidding? You can’t think of a single company in the modern games industry worse than Nintendo? Do EA, Ubisoft, and Activision Blizzard not exist in your reality? What did they do in your eyes that makes them worse than sex abusers and slave drivers?

Good thing happens:

Lemmy: Yeah but lawsuits am I right?

Can’t you people be happy for one goddamn second?

Good riddance.

He would listen to Nickelback.

He’ll always be an incel in spirit

That cat is tripping balls.

Don’t bring my favorite song into this.

It’s a leopard pattern leotard, but the N64 couldn’t do it justice. Curiously, they must have realized it looked off-putting, because Wind Waker portrays them as borderline alien and redesigns them to match.

The sign on the right goes hard.

What the fuck did Mexico do?

Relevant song parody

What artist? You mean the computer program? Somehow I don’t think it cares.

If you’re making your dungeons from scratch, try taking some design cues from a Zelda game. (Excluding the NES ones) In those games every room has an essential function necessary for progression, so none of your hard work will go unappreciated.

Ten thousand premeditated murders via deliberate inaction is not balanced out by a million visas granted. The severity of the crime gives it more weight. A life extinguished does not equal a life improved somewhat.

He also ignored the AIDS epidemic on purpose, leaving thousands to die simply because he didn’t like gay people.

Funny. Tech bros insisted that this wouldn’t happen.