Jubei Kibagami

Averages are for heights.

This must be a very important question to whoever keeps funding these studies.

“I’ll be right with you, grampsi, just wanna hear this laundry jingle one last time!”

Pretty women at their mirrors (in their gardens) Letter-writing, (flower-picking) weather-watching… How they make a man sing!

Made me think of the Two Bad Neighbors banner from The Simpsons 😂

At the DNC the lights go low, the crowd goes quiet, the speakers start blaring D-Generation X - Are You Ready? and a slowly rising platform covered in fog rises to reveal Bernie Sanders making an x with his arms over his crotch. Bam Bam Bam! Crowd goes fucking wild, election is immediately called and we go on to better things.

Four days of Karol G is enough to take this to The Hague.

The leopards, they’re getting bigger 🐆

Thanks, guys, I got it to update with the correct map. This thing has a ton of options! Those of you who want granular control over apps, this is right up your alley.

I had downloaded OsmAnd but forgot about it. After reading this post, I fired it up. It took a minute to download a map for my area. It returned a map of Kansas. I’m in Texas 🤔 I guess I gotta fix that somehow.

What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?

Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.

Reminds me of Johnny Tightlips:

Fat Tony: Johnny, how’s your mother?

JT: Who says I have a mother?

🤔 maybe we can have you pedal a bike while you watch to earn more credits? We’ll sell it as some health thing.

Hold on babe AI wants to see a picture of your shillelagh first 🤳

I suppose that app of theirs would work both ways 😂 But the temple app could open with a splash page of the Baphomet statue with the children.

So, in theory, The Satanic Temple could make an app to mark all the Christian households then. I wonder if they’d be interested in that.

Le ministre ne ment pas 🤷‍♂️

No, the chair’s weight limit is 242 pounds. That’s not enough for the might of our bodacious temples.

Oh, that’s some serious finger wagging, sure to make them think twice.