In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

Everyone please be nice to the influx of newcomers

If you cannot resist the urge to blurt out your alternative socioeconomic views try your best to at least do it gently

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

Police point to a drop in road causalities

Freudian slip?

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

I was thinking the same thing, but to play devil’s advocate:

“Why am I not allowed to bring my phone into the exam? Any job I use this qualification for is going to let me have access to my phone anyway.”

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?

Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?

Closing the stable door after the horse has made a 12 hour flight, settled in a new country married with children, recently gained citizenship and is a well respected member of the local school board.

Firefox working fine for me

That’s rough my dude 🫂

Toyota

They’re boring, they’re behind in tech, they aren’t cool, they’re more expensive to buy

But seriously, if you want to just follow the maintenance schedule and get to where you need to go with minimal doubt - there’s nothing quite like them

Not that it justifies what Spotify are doing, but the terms they have with the big record companies make it virtually impossible for them to increase their margins through other means. They lose $500m a year as it is.