KingJalopy

So are a hundred million others

What’s crazy to me is I don’t even know who’s in charge of England or any other country for that matter. But it seems the whole world pays attention when us idiots decide to elect another idiot to run the rest of us idiots. Says a lot about our country that the whole world pays attention to what dumbass thing we’re about to do now LOL. In my head I feel that those from other countries see our country like a really bad car accident that people drive by, slow down a bit and say oh gosh I hope everybody’s okay when in reality you know damn well none of us are okay.

I think you’re supposed to inject the Drano or something? Like to kill fake diseases that totally never happened… Or was that bleach?

I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

Govt pot. It’s just a dime of sad Reggie that got marked up 100,000,000x due to the modern miracle of bureaucracy and corruption.

I just tried to imagine this and my brain kinda vomited a bit I think.

At recognizing fire hydrants…

What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.

No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

When I moved to California from the Midwest the first time I ordered chicken tenders they asked what sauce. I asked if they had gravy. I was looked at like a demented lunatic. She refused to believe I actually wanted cream gravy for dipping my chicken. I went with the no sauce option since apparently I’m a lunatic.

I’m a picky eater so yeah that works for me

I have never lied on the Internet.

Mostly.

In all honesty the lack of super specific and active communities on lemmy has actually improved my quality of life. I spend much, much less time scrolling and reading shit.

Ah, a coming of shape story.

Are they so dumb They don’t realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

That same quote is in a lagwagon song. I think it’s a sound byte from the movie Jacob’s Ladder, because there’s a few others on that album from that movie but I might be wrong.

Side note. I got to work with Martin Starr (gilfoyle) for about 8 months and he is a fucking stand up guy.

Must be a Brazilian chicken or something

And you just know he’s gonna back out of that promise as soon as he takes office anyway

Oh no doubt. I only wish she hadn’t spent so much time explaining what a fucking idiot he was instead of taking about herself or her plans. He made all those talking points for her by, well, talking… It was a great beat down nonetheless, and I get it was her one time to really make a fool out of him in person, but again, he did that better than anyone ever could.

Great show overall, would watch season 2.

It was a presidential debate. It was fairly publicized.