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  • US farmers are the biggest welfare queens around. They don't know how to actually earn an entire dollar by working.

  • They'll shove a fork in their eye while chanting "Let's go Brandon".

    They're fucking idiots.

  • those who put food on your table

    They can fuck right off.

    They're doing a job and running a business just like everyone else. I don't care if I eat their product or not. It's a commodity.

    They've spent years voting and acting against their own interests. Maybe they shouldn't have been so fucking stupid.

    Farmers are such cry babies and think they're special. They aren't. The only thing farmers have done in the US is let mega corps beat them into a ditch. If they can't do the job, someone else will.

  • As a Canadian there isn't a chance in hell I'm crossing into the USA. It is far too dangerous for a number of reasons. I could end up in a MAGA death camp, detained for weeks (months?) or just randomly shot by their crazy gun-fucking citizens. I don't know why anyone would go there.

    Our household is also boycotting all US made products so it wouldn't make sense to spend money directly in the US.

  • If it says "made in USA" it goes back on the shelf backwards.

  • A little dirt mixed into a clear paint. To a cop, it just looks like a dirty licence plate. To AI powered cameras it looks like T̶̗̈ℲM-ԀC̴̦͝)0

  • We can make one. Like one of those t-shirt canons.

  • I think Clippy is the wrong icon for this. Microsoft Bob would have been better and it predated Clippy by a few years.! .

  • If the Russians can barely win against the Ukrainians, I think the US would pretty capably put Russia down.

    The US couldn't hold Iraq or Afghanistan. Russia is much larger than either of those.

    You also have the other problem of the right wing of the USA being very pro Russia and pro Putin - including the president and many members of congress. MAGA type have been seen wearing shirts that say "better Russian than a Democrat".

    It's going to be hard to get all those MAGA army boys who want to taste Putin cock to invade any part of Russia.

  • The US government can and should occupy Russia. We’d win easily.

    I laughed so hard I think I pooped my pants a little.

  • I can fit 12 Peruvian avocados up my butt, which I learned, by doing my own research.

  • Hey USA. How's that 2nd Amendment working for you?

  • I just snorted coffee out my nose.

    You're funny.

  • It's so cute that Americans think there will be a 2028 election.

  • We've been friends with the US for years.

    Then they hired a felon, pedophile, rapist to shit in our poutine.

    I'm perfectly fine being called a self centred asshole for being mad about this and laughing as the USA eats it's own head.

    Have a nice day.

  • Good for the USA.

    They had a moment, made funny signs, took some pictures, felt good about themselves.

    Now Trump is rolling a military buildup in the country's capitol. We all know how this is going to end.

    Good job. Pat yourselves on the back. You achieved fucking nothing.

  • MAGA view themselves in one good group and others in another group.

    The ones in the other group are below them and often need punishing just for existing.

    Usually the other group is also some shade of brown.

  • American hubris coming home to roost.

    You were warned.

  • The Brady Bunch

  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    Montreal says it will fine church after ‘MAGA superstar’ concert goes ahead without permit

    www.ctvnews.ca /montreal/article/montreal-plans-to-shut-down-maga-superstar-singers-show-over-permits/
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    ‘We need some hope’: can a rural hospital on the brink survive Trump’s bill?

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/jul/26/trump-medicaid-healthcare-cuts-missouri
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    MAGA Dad Gets Green Card Revoked Despite Backing Trump

    www.thedailybeast.com /new-hampshire-dad-of-5-reverses-trump-support-after-hes-denied-entry-to-us/
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    MAGA happy about cutting people from social assistance is now afraid social assistance won't help her after a flood. This is beautiful.

    streamable.com /zgdomc
  • politics @lemmy.world

    We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

    www.thetimes.com /us/american-politics/article/we-could-assassinate-trump-sunbathing-iranian-official-claims-9b5dcnjp5
  • World News @lemmy.world

    Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90

    apnews.com /article/jimmy-swaggart-dies-obituary-ae4b9f551dc141cc820437ab7c194766
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    Miller is totally going to get Musk Cucked. Don't care. I hate them both.

  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    ‘We Voted for Trump to Fix the Border. Now We’re Milking Cows Alone at 4 A.M.’ – Vermont Farmers Face Harsh Reality as ICE Raids Hit Home

    thesarkariform.com /we-voted-for-trump-to-fix-the-border-now-were-milking-cows-alone-at-4-a-m-vermont-farmers-face-harsh-reality-as-ice-raids-hit-home/
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Trump officials say yearly COVID shots will no longer be approved for healthy adults and children

    www.pbs.org /newshour/health/trump-officials-say-yearly-covid-shots-will-no-longer-be-approved-for-healthy-adults-and-children
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    After what happened with Zelensky and Cyril Ramaphosa, world leaders are reconsidering visits to the White House - many say the coveted invitation is now a political ambush

    economictimes.indiatimes.com /news/international/us/after-what-happened-with-zelensky-and-cyril-ramaphosa-world-leaders-are-reconsidering-visits-to-the-white-house-many-say-the-coveted-invitation-is-now-a-political-ambush/articleshow/121341259.cms
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

    www.newsweek.com /greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Trump surrenders to China

    www.politico.eu /article/trump-hails-total-reset-us-china-geneva-trade-talks-bessent-he-lifeng/
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    'We're not playing': DHS spokesperson reveals plans on CNN to arrest members of Congress

    www.rawstory.com /dhs-arrest-members-of-congress/
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    “I voted for Trump 2 times, Then He Cut My Job”: A Former MAGA Supporter Speaks Out After Losing His Livelihood

    thesarkariform.com /i-voted-for-trump-3-times-then-he-cut-my-job-a-former-maga-supporter-speaks-out-after-losing-his-livelihood/
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Zero ships from China are bound for California’s top ports. Officials haven’t seen that since the pandemic | CNN Business

    www.cnn.com /2025/05/10/business/zero-ships-china-trade-ports-pandemic
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    West Virginia votes for Trump. Trump administration cuts federal funding used to screen West Virginia coal miners for black lung.

    westvirginiawatch.com /2025/05/07/wv-coal-miners-ask-federal-judge-for-injunction-to-keep-niosh-functioning-to-protect-from-black-lung/
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    Majority of Canadians feel unwelcome and unsafe travelling to United States: new poll

    nationalpost.com /news/canada/canadians-unwelcome-unsafe-travelling-to-united-states
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    “We Voted for Trump, Not This”: Now Our Green Card-Holding Son Is in ICE Detention

    thesarkariform.com /we-voted-for-trump-not-this-now-our-green-card-holding-son-is-in-ice-detention/
  • LeopardsAteMyFace @lemmy.ca

    Mom says Trump vote "cost me immensely" as child's father faces deportation

    www.newsweek.com /trump-voter-cost-mom-deportation-child-father-2068967
  • Fuck The USA @lemmy.ca

    We Could Soon Be Seeing Empty Shelves Everywhere. Here's Which Items Might Disappear First (in the USA).

    www.huffpost.com /entry/empty-shelves-tariffs_l_6812344fe4b0f2831ff14bfa