I drove past a field the other day that had one of these set up for 2 miniature goats. It was friggin adorable.

The cat got up in the window after this. Deer were unfazed. This pair is a set of twins from this past spring. They and their mama have been hanging about all summer. I’ve been lucky enough to watch them grow from adorable spotted fawns to teenagers.

Bertolli chicken parm and some garlic Texas toast is almost downright fancy, but it’s 100% dump, heat, eat.

Kitty-up!

The markings above his eyes are quite beautiful.

Is no one else paranoid to put a free usb stick in their computer? I thought that was the classic social engineering hack.

(full disclosure: I’m not in I.T. and my info might be older than the hills)

“I often sit at home and rub my carpet.”

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.

father-daughter incest or similar

You have a unique female for every generation of your family tree, but males can show up more than once

edit: thought of a situation where you could have a female repeat (a woman and her son… she’d be mom and grandma to those offspring). so I don’t know. YMMV on this one.

… gem of a movie…

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That last one… (o.O)

Next time you’re in the cereal aisle, check out the protein bar options. These are a good grab and go option for breakfast, no planning or cooking required. I always keep some on hand. Most of the ones I like are some version of peanut butter, but I also like the Nature Valley oatmeal bars in either cinnamon or banana bread.

It’s same in the US too. Lactose pills are classified as “over the counter” (no Rx needed). Lactaid makes them and a generic version is usually available too.

I used to buy Lactaid milk, which I liked ok and it didn’t bother me, but it was hard for me to find it in a size smaller than a gallon. I found that I really enjoy the Fairlife brand milk and it comes in a half gallon size. It is also lactose free, and usually stays good for a really long time compared to regular milk.

If you attend a stitch’n’bitch, you might come across a bitter knitter.

Can confirm. Traffic is awful on the Beltway.

Vitalis is an older brand for men’s hair products here in the US. My grandfathers used it. 😊

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough

She sends her comfort coming in from above

A money counter can run though 100 bills in about 5 seconds. 100 bundles of $100 bills would be less than 10 minutes.

This is the classic party/ tailgate meatball recipe. I, too, thought grape jelly was offputting combined with chili sauce and mustard, but it is really good. Yes it can get pretty sweet, but that’s easily adjusted. Also a crockpot doesn’t put out nearly as much heat as turning on the oven. And I consider this as low cooking because it’s basically dump it all in, turn it on, and ignore it the rest of the time.

OP is literally asking us the most efficient way to get backed up. What other backup plan could they need?

OP, can you get hold of any stimulant appetite suppressants? They’ll pull double doody for you. You’ll eat less and be constipated.