Mardoniush [she/her]

I had a terrible dream where a Sky Marshal had a full dance number.

Most unnecessary, Indiana Jones 4. Last Crusade was a perfect ending. Worst…I submit Grease 2 for your consideration. Not only is it a terrible movie, it is arguably worse than Starlight Express as a musical.

sings Farewell and adieu to you greedy streamers.
Farewell and adieu, to you subscription pains
For we’re now returning to the torrents of the pirates
and we may ner see you curs’d streamers again

We’ll post and we’ll flame like true software pirates
we’ll post and we’ll flame, all over the net
Until we can find us an FTP server
And get all the slop that we’re ach’n to get

“That’s so dumb, to consider a defensive alliance with the Serbian Black Hand more destructive and deadly than the Central Power’s Imperialism waging a war of expansion” -Average Allied Nations Second International Member, 1914