Most people don’t know this, but Donald Trump’s middle name is Osama Bin Laden

America’s 1st blackface president

I like “Well, I’m a straight male, so anything that turns me on is a woman, ma’am.”

I can’t believe Viggo Mortensen rode this bad boy all the way across that desert.

I know him; he’s into it. Like that.

I love me a lady with huge balls.

Just a happy little mistake

Love you

Yeah that sounds like an architect XD

I’m an engineer actually

You’re welcome.

You were the best Blue.

sfl

My brother accidentally cut his foot open with an axe about an hour ago. That’s how much humans love to maim. We do it idly as we work.

Ol’ Dirty Bastards

Used to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.

I literally just want to sort my liked music by the number of times it’s been played. I really, really miss that feature.

Damn, that’s pretty cool actually.

I just know him from the qdb, but anything is possible.