Shalakushka

Magic can be anything as long as we are willing to twist the definition so much it describes fucking nothing

gluck gluck gluck please let me pay even more money for the privilege of not being advertised to, corpo-daddy

This isn’t news.

Imagine being so counter culture you are scared of saying the fuck word on the internet lol

It’s weird how some people claim to be sex positive but are just as prudish as the religious conservatives they rail against.

Would it help if she was 400 pounds? Then it’s body positivity, and we’re allowed to like that!

good things are actually bad every four years, I prefer perfect, the enemy of good

Putin loves white nationalist bullshit lol

Cry harder, fash

They will make him one no matter what, deciding not to carry out justice out of fear of an angry and uninformed mob just puts decision making entirely in the hands of that mob.

So, apparently you can make as shitty a game as you like, as long as there’s a streaming tie in people will eat that shit up. - the lesson publishers will get from this whole thing

I guess it worked for Cyberpunk.

Woah, a poster from a parallel universe, how cool! Where did our timelines diverge?

What do you do when you have prepared for nothing but peace and someone else brings war? That’s what the idiom means: you don’t prepare for war because you want it, you prepare for war because war literally never happens when you would like except when you are the one invading. If you want peace, you have to be prepared to defend yourself against people who do not desire or understand peace.

Please don’t continue to beat this dead horse. What made Mass Effect great was Drew Karpyshyn’s ideas and world building, a solid cast of characters, along with a lot of superb visual design. Mass Effect had such an interesting, detailed, lived-in universe. The quality of writing in the games after the first is perfectly proportional to the amount of Drew Karpyshyn’s involvement, and it sharply declines after the first. A fifth game made purely out of a corporate desire for profit and not to tell a story is unlikely to yield better results, in my mind - see Mass Effect: Andromeda for evidence on that.

It’s probably the fact that the writing was god awful. The gameplay was OK if repetitive, but Mass Effect with bad writing is just Binary Domain.

Any news about Musk ventures should inspire cynicism.

Cmon, he put lots of belts and zippers on things and gave us the not at all convoluted plot of Kingdom Hearts, that’s gotta count for something

Just kidding, Nomura and his enablers are the worst thing to happen to JRPGs

In what fucking universe are mergers and acquisitions difficult my man

Ironic that he basically kick-started the trend he criticizes with One Winged Angel, but maybe that’s why it gets to him.

No thank you, the VII remake feels like they are making the rest of the game in the next room. “No, you can’t do the next part, you have to collect flowers for orphans and have a motorcycle chase.” Constantly buying time with stupid crap.

The original was well paced and fun, they would undoubtedly fuck it up and have Tetsuya Nomura write it.

Metal Wolf Chaos should factor into all discussion, even those that have nothing to do with FromSoft.

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