I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

Bye, Melania!

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

That’s Boeing quality for you.

K I t t y I n s u b r e d d I t

This is a rather slow response from me, but I’m glad that you clicked blindly on my Spotify link and were rewarded 😊 I’d recommend the live concert DVD as well - with a guest appearance by a certain behatted author who came out to see his favourite band play an album based on his books. And frankly from there I’d recommend everything Steeleye Span have ever recorded.

https://open.spotify.com/track/2lALMQmUDcLlf7VWRDULJk?si=8TkiJ8nyQrq6RHz8CleynQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A5rZKpbP2vyqUSoO2WqZbCo 🎵

I do love how Rishi “Green Card” Sunak scheduled the election for American Independence Day. What are the odds that he uses his new* independence to move to California before the month’s out?

*🤞

Lemming SLAMMED for commenting on lack of this one weird word in article title (editors hate him)

No? It’s in the App Store! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/voyager-for-lemmy/id6451429762 This PWA charge will only affect websites that you pin to your Home Screen.

Thanks, Satan!

The Pi 5 wants 5A and 5V, which I believe [citation needed] isn’t supported by USB-PD:

• https://support.thepihut.com/hc/en-us/articles/13852538984221-Which-power-supply-do-I-need-for-my-Raspberry-Pi-5

• https://www.raspberrypi.com/documentation/computers/raspberry-pi-5.html

It’s The Register - think the Financial Times for IT but in the style of The Sun/any other British tabloid. They do it for the lulz, if you will - don’t get too hung up on the headlines as the content is top quality.