Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency Dragons

It’S nOt A bUbBlE!

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Still waiting on that Trump health plan

Maybe don’t make your whole political strategy about tearing people down and try to actually run candidates who are better in some measurable way

I’m pretty sure it’s so he can play it off when he says Pence instead of Vance

Please don’t go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

Anyone who comments “this”, “holup”, or “came here to say this” can go fuck themselves.

Good night, sweet prince. You weren’t a good app… you were the best.