And when I find the six fingered man, I will say to him: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Israel is behaving a hell of a lot more like Russia in the context of the Gaza Genocide.

I thought that was clear in my statement, but obviously not, so my apologies for the confusion.

Well, it’s not like Israel is actually Ukraine in this comparison, despite what the Zionist Kool-aid would have you think, so maybe we can take comfort in that the US is only abetting one instead of both?

…Yeah, no, I didn’t think so either.

The affidavit does not mention the full list of influencers, but is still a terrifying indicator of how deep the Russian plot to interfere in U.S. politics really goes.

Well, why not? Name and shame all of them. Normal political ads are required to tell you who paid for them (even if they only do it in the fine print). There’s no reason not to hold these schmucks to the same standard just because it’s TikTok vids or whatever instead of magazine or TV ads.

Don’t usually hear about instances of women sexually coercing men (thanks, toxic patriarchal double standards!). Taking him at his word for the moment, it’s unfortunate that this happened to him at all to begin with, but good on him for being willing to speak out.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Maybe not this specific statement, but I think it certainly highlights that everything about the game in general has been kind of a mess.

Are they actually bounty hunters? The trailer made it seem like they were gladiators competing in a blood sport league.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

You’re off by 4 years. It came out in 2010. Not old enough to vote yet, but then Disney throwing out gratuitous remakes and nostalgia bait is par for the course these days.

Eh, the Boston Massacre was blown way out of proportion specifically to rile up anti-British sentiment. Those troops had been surrounded by a mob of several hundred people and verbally and physically assaulted for hours beforehand despite several attempts to deescalate. Honestly, the whole thing wasn’t Ashley Babbitt levels of FAFO, but it was up there.

I feel it’s also important to keep in mind that part of the reason the British decided to care about this was an attempt to recoup the costs of the French and Indian War, which the colonists started.

Clown on the left is Ben Shapiro, conservative Jewish commentator. Fun facts: he’s estranged cousins with Mara Wilson (aka Matilda) and, among other things, believes despite being married that vaginal lubrication is fake news. No idea who the clown on the right is.

I mean, Roberts did basically declare Biden king.

So, the difference between these clowns and Rittenhouse is that he dared criticize President Convict himself while they’re focusing on the Trump campaign team, which is why he got cancelled and they aren’t so far. Even though if you think about it, criticizing his campaign is basically still just criticizing the man himself, since it’s his team.

Edit - Also, Donald Trump fucking hates us. If anyone ‘supports the troops’ they’ll vote blue.

Yeah, but nobody who goes out of their way to advertise that they “support the troops” actually gives a shit about them. It’s always been jingoistic performative nonsense.

Biden seems to be going all in for Harris, but according to the AP, the DNC still hasn’t updated their paperwork to reflect Biden dropping out, so it could very well end up a shit show.

But then it wouldn’t be click bait.

Is this before or after she gives everyone health care?

Because they have basic pattern recognition? Israel has not once operated in good faith during this entire mess. Whether or not it’s actually the best move, refusing to further engage with what will likely, based on previous experience, also be a complete waste of time is perfectly understandable.