Mine has a kitchen table chair where he spends most of his time. When he wants lovin's he's got me trained to pull the chair out like a drawer and pet him, then close his "drawer" when he's done lol.
Well of course you ain't gonna get a decent gulp of soup out of that bitch-ass flask. That shit is for booze. You want something good for soup l, you gotta step up into the widemouth Thermos variety. Like an old Stanley.
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