Just from looking at the texture of the batter in the pic and I have a feeling that this should be really good.

I don’t understand, even if the airline doesn’t maintain any wheelchairs of their own, under special circumstances like these, can’t they simply borrow one from airport services or something? Surely the airport has some wheelchairs around? Rather than have the situation end up in the utterly humiliating way in did.

You mean it wasn’t already?

That was probably a Star Trek reference, not about Robert Kardashian.