There are two pieces left!

Sorry, just enough for breakfast.

No, the farmers design bridges and dams.

The engineers work in hospitals.

The doctors we shoot for being nerds.

Perfect society.

Edit: we also kill all the sparrows for some reason.

I forget, is that before or after we contact the Trisolarians?

Do they pay Anthony Burgess for the rights to their band name?

We could call it “The Large Jump Ahead” or something.

Is this just a way to get his mail delivered to his cell, since An Post won’t come to his house any more?

Your honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is & that he is not like other men

I suspect they are still not ready to make nice.

Those black eyes peas tasted alright to me, Earl

At least that one has a “jump to recipe” button at the top

I guess two car accidents would have been suspicious.

Mine is still working. Mind you, I had to check.

Wrath of Kahn.

I was not ready for the ear worm scene.

Not to victim blame, but you ordered the national dish of Canada, that has famously never been made well south of Wisconsin, in CALIFORNIA! In an AIRPORT! What did you expect?

I guess I do mean to victim blame.

Nethack, ascending a Caveman, Wishless, polyselfless, Genoless:

https://i.imgur.com/tgEXJh5.jpg

My first was a Valkyrie, and I’ve gotten a couple of wizards to the bar, but Caveman was a challenge

I think everyone knows NENA’s 99Luftbalons, but my second favorite German song with a title that starts with a number is:

36 Grad by 2Raumwohnumg is just a perfect ode to summer.

The other four are, in no particular order: Blueberry pancakes

Biscuits and gravy

Speigel Ei mit Speck

Croissant (including pain au chocolate, and almond croissant and … It’s not cheating if I make the rules)

Thanks! this gave me a great idea for what to do with all the extra tomatoes and sauce from a braised cauliflower I made the other night

Tldr: made ribs, and bread, they were tasty, I’ll post the pork fried rice tomorrow

Also a soon to be former Relay user, and it looks like dbrady is having trouble making the subscription numbers work too:

"I’m still looking into it, gathering data etc. Unfortunately the average call rates when broken down to the top 2, 5, 10% etc of users is painting a much different picture. This is the cohort of users I would expect to possibly convert to a subscription model and the average rates for those users can be 3,4,5 even 600 hundred calls per day just by the shear amount they use the app. Some of the top users are well over 1000 per day and sometimes over 2000.

So I’m not sure yet. It would probably have to be a usage based subscription model if it was going to be anything and I’m not sure that’s worth doing. I am still looking into it but unfortunately I don’t think my earlier price points will work." From r/relayforreddit pinned post