You’re so wrong and I hope you’re never on “my side”.

Wow, what a strong figure!

Yes, the joke is clearly on me.

Draft dodging?

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

So fucking what? I’m sure lots of guys have had half naked women sitting on their lap at one point during their life.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

No shit.

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

We’re

Mcanus

It’s almost as if he’s appealing… 🤯

We’ll end up with 3 or more while instead of the usual 2.

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

The UN holds zero authority when I’m putting my country’s best interests forward.

Don’t evacuate, you might be killed. It’s really not that hard of a concept.

They were told to evacuate. They didn’t.

Pew pew pew

No sarcasm tag needed.