Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

loses it

“I think he’s wrong”

"Man goes apoplectic with fury at someone cutting in front of him: “I’m terribly sorry, do you mind awfully not doing that again please?” "

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LOVE TRUMP’S HATE

Back in my day it was Lynx 2012 / apocalypse / whatever it was called saying that was the last Lynx they’d ever make. To my annoyance, it turns out they were lying. Although I don’t tend to hang out with the sort of people that blast themselves with Lynx so I guess it makes no difference either way

… unless you’re saying it’s in their genes to be racist, then something convinced them that racism is correct. And that thing is a mixture of parents’ teaching and propaganda. And the parents got it from propaganda and their parents, etc.

If only YouTube ads were as unobtrusive as PornHub’s… one five-second-skippable ad before each video is all I’ve ever seen

Oh, so now it’s important when someone gets killed over there

If someone ironically pays me $8000, I’m still $8000 richer

There’s nothing contradictory in what is written there.

“The XTX is better - but you don’t deserve it, bitch”

“Pharmacists are finding they can see more patients a day by just prescribing the closest thing within arm’s reach”

Seeing more patients is not a good thing by itself

I’m pretty sure that Trump (most recent Republican president) supports Trump (current Republican candidate).

I’m not a political analyst so I might be wrong

Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people

Well, there’s no way he’s going to lose gracefully

(I know that’s not how you meant it)

“Joe” is China Joe’s last name

I much prefer cannabis growers to landlords who have empty buildings, destroying high streets but still refusing to lower rents.

(Also, fuck landlords in general :) )

Wait, how come she’s old enough to make the decision to have sex, but she’s not old enough to have access to her money?

Yes, I can verify it’s been floating around the Internet.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/f91b794c-999c-412f-9e42-0f7823f13dd5.jpeg

“We know that it can one-shot a dragon, but none of us are dragons. Therefore, we must be safe. QED”