Zoift [he/him]

Wanting transphobes to fuck off isnt self-centered. Its avoiding the Nazi bar problem.

Newgang represent

“What if ‘NCIS’(2003) had the writers of ‘Psych’(2006)”?

Its bad folks.

You guys should watch it on Tubi!

Weird ad. Just to the right thing and pirate it.

To be fair, the self-congratulatory threads on Hex are getting old too. Yes, I get it, there was dunks, keep it to the tank.

Probably stock up on shoes with different sole & treadhight. Flipflops one day, combat boots the next. Or identical shoes with different amounts of wear on the bottom, vary your leg height & you’ll adjust your posture to compensate. Might be able to get away with just carrying really heavy shit in only one of your pockets. Anything sensitive enough to track small signifiers in stride length & foot pronation would hopefully be easy to juke by that same sensitivity.

Then learn to walk without rhythm

Take the coin out when you’re doing sneaky shit.

I read somewhere that during covid there was a big shift in recognition techniques to overall facial morphology & gait recognition.

I’ll try & find an article. Mask up & keep a coin in your shoe.

Unironically & with no malice attached, you should log off for a bit. Social media, and the pocket scryers that enable it, were designed in part to short circuit your reward centers. If you want off the dopamine treadmill, you’ll have to make a concious effort.

Break your rhythm, get a book or something and a burner flip phone for emergencies. Or a lock app.

Then maybe the shitlibs shouldn’t be so dunkable.

This isn’t debate club nerd. Nobody is required to be nice to you. We can both offer well intentioned arguements, and also engage in the simple pleasure of calling people dipshits.

Forcefully pushing our views by uhhhhbhhhh… Shitposting.

Political power grows out of the barrel of cumposting.

Then persist in ignorance and wander blind upon this fading world.

We keep throwing books at you because we desperately wish you’d read.

Its on account of those being the only good posts.