No Terraria :(

COX: Drug traffickers love gizmos. They love gadgets. And if they have something like, ooh, the app is hidden behind a calculator, they think that’s amazing, and they want to buy it.

TIL drug traffickers have the mindset of a teenage boy looking for ways to hide porn.

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PSA. Send stuff to your local post office and then go pick it up.

Wait. He plays videogames?! I’m gonna pokemon-go to the polls next month!

For the uninitiated:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian–Alabama_controversy

For the uninitiated, the game was banned, not because of the gratuitous violence, extreme drug use, and themes involving fugue states, war crimes and cold war conspiracy,

But because of a scene depicting rape.

Except, the “depiction” was simply a character, from a pixelated top-down view, climbing onto the other character. No nudity, no thrusting - then…

The director yells “CUT!”

Turns out, it was a movie being filmed. So even within the context of the game, it wasn’t rape, it was an abstraction of an abstraction, WITHIN an abstraction.

Ratings board are morons.

As an Aussie, I was lucky to have a friend gift this to me on Steam.

Pure genius though. Gets the first spot of any game list it’s featured in, when sorting alphabetically.

At least they have precident now.

Corrected, thanks friend.

Its basically also why people closer to the equator have darker skin.

• Too much sun = skin cancer
• Not enough sun = vitamin D deficiency
• Too much melanin = needs vitamin D supplements in the Arctic winter
• Not enough melanin = skin cancer prone skin

Changing your studios name doesn’t change the fact that 343i is structurally bankrupt

You know, from a business standpoint, it makes financial sense NOT to log user traffic.

Reason one: plausible deniability. You can’t give what you don’t have.

Reason two: storage. Why the fuck would you keep logs, when it costs money to?

Reason three: these boots taste fantastic! (People generally don’t enjoy licking boots).

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I’m annoyed that I can’t see it.

What am I looking at?

Because.

What do you mean “in her new Netflix special”?

Lol