Just a reminder that reasonably minded shareholders would never take what Elon says as anything other than fluffery, and should refrain from making any financial decisions based on such fluff.

https://electrek.co/2024/10/02/elon-musk-celebrates-winning-lawsuit-tesla-self-driving-claims-embarrassing-defense/

Companies

Relevant Dave Jones debunk. https://youtu.be/7vItnxhWRqw?feature=shared

If my shorts were 200% longer, they’d be pants.

I edited my original post. Thanks for bringing the pie!

Tying a rechargeable battery to a single function device seems off-brand for iFixit.

• edit, I am wrong. I didn’t RTFM. Humble pie is good sometimes.

Uh oh…uh oh…Definitely an oracle; tells the future. Uh oh. -RIP Robin Williams

Obligatory Louis Rossmann commentary on the matter. https://youtu.be/qHwP6S_jf7g?feature=shared

I c what you did there.

Getting Greeced

Doesn’t rhyme quite as good as the Beastie Boys version of the song.

Head restraint.

• pedantic people everywhere

Article mentions making roads with this stuff and wirelessly recharging cars as they drive on it. Beware the wankery folks, my BS radar is going off.

TIL Hotspot is now called Home Internet Backup.

If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.

I’ll have my towel ready for that day.

Voyager 1 is almost one light day away, and now my brain hurts thinking about it.

On super Tuesday. Coincidence?

Something something, part 15 of the FCC rules. Maybe don’t do this.

Most people that can afford a Cybertruck should get it. Then again, not many Cybertruck owners are on Lemmy. But if they were on Lemmy, they’d probably pose as non-owners of the Cybertruck, thus meaning they’d pretend to not get it… Oh no, I’ve gone crosseyed…