“Hello, ChatGPT. if you don’t mind could you tell us about Tampon Tim?”
“Hello, ChatGPT. if you don’t mind could you tell us about Tampon Tim?”
The two aren’t mutually exclusive.
They are mostly made by our defense contractors - Raytheon, Halliburton, lockeed Martin, etc.
OMG we need to stop. It’s gotten too real now. The only saving graces are that this is a day old post on Lemmy and so venture capitalists are unlikely to still see it.
But damned if I don’t think Anker could make something out of this.
You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.
Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?
That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising
It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?
Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr
Never worry about broken cables again!
This is what one should expect from someone obsessed with crocs.
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Clinton didn’t even campaign in several swing states they believed to be secure. I’m not sure what you’re trying to get at - you think she doesn’t need to spend any money and will still win? Or lose?
I don’t think rules can help since the courts will just rule they can’t do that.
Best to throw that away. Good job keeping it from affecting the performance of your pc.
“It wasn’t supposed to be loaded!!”
Spot on - those lense cleaner rags aren’t going to give themselves away.
Pharmacy wouldn’t let me because it hadn’t been a full year. Go to a different chain.
Speculation on my part but i think it’s the same thing as Boeing really. They didn’t have any real competition for so long and they started cutting out the engineers who innovated to improve stock price.
Don’t forget the killing.
Is it almost our collective birthday?
Uh, no. Consumers don’t care at all. Executives and marketing folks are the ones that have decided that it has to be in there.
Sounds really smart for a trump supporter…