Simply impossible! The species “female” physically cannot do that! I know because I as a man can do that and a basic rule of thumb is “if a man can do it a woman cannot and the things that women do could be done by a man but make him gay”

/s

Bro/Sis this is what is happening in the debate about refugees in Germany right now so no, actually you are wrong

That’s not very socially inclusive

Aaaand…?