Same except a lot of it works with guns. Boomstick go boom!

I’m sorry, seems that it’s not his time

“She got all the questions and her answers from her bluetooth earrings”

If there’s an overlapping or related community on another instance, I’ll avoid using the .ml version of that community

Didn’t want to do another impromptu concert?

I also strip off “m.” leading URLs…

Bless you kind netizen

The Batman Arkham games kinda do that right? Except it was more of a toggle when you had it on or not?

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!”

Only 95%? You gotta pump those numbers up to 99%, those are rookie numbers.

Peter Thiel or the Heritage Foundation, probably

In a sane world, it would literally be a different race, Trump wouldn’t be the candidate

Trick question, Satan is freedom, can’t tell me what fruit not to eat!

Five golden toilets

Four perfect calls

Three hench men

Two impeachments

And a falsehood in every sentence

is the only chance I have

Think you forgot your uh, your whole post there, chief.

He has concepts of a coup?

Unfortunately the people who need to hear this will automatically dismiss it because NYT

“Listen here you little shit”

wtaf

They’re working towards making that a mandatory policy too

“Bias favoring me, not favoring thee”