I couldn’t read this message because I am a Haitian immigrant in Ohio, and that puppy looks fucking delicious. /s
Trump: I saw people talking about illegal aliens eating pets on TV.
The TV:
And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.
“As the only President who negotiated a deal to withdraw from Afghanistan with the Taliban (and not the CROOKED Afghan government!) for the low cost of 5000 Taliban Prisoners I approve of this Marine’s Grave! As president, I will make more deals to withdraw more Troops from around the World, and get even more Troops killed in the confusion of the sudden Withdrawal than Kamabla would!”
-Trump probably
I’m sure Bob Menendez would do it for a gold bar or a pardon.
He already called Kamala’s DNC speech “weird.” He’s already living in a post bounce-off-me-and-stick-to-you world.
“The spokesperson added that any royalties received as a result of the Trump campaign’s use of the song will be donated to the campaign of Vice President Kamala Harris and Gov. Tim Walz.”
So… they won’t be donating any money to the Harris/Walz campaign?
…said the normal man who’s been a Koch Brothers funded propagandist since he was 18, normally.
Right?! You’d think Harris grabbed those women by… Something…
Or having less people at his inauguration than Obama.
He said he was checking out his future plane. Probably seeing if the furniture is his type.
“The margin of error for each survey was plus or minus 4.8 percentage points in Michigan, plus or minus 4.3 percentage points in Wisconsin and plus or minus 4.2 percentage points in Pennsylvania.”
So either she’s really up 4 points, up ~8 points, or it’s neck and neck. VOTE!
So obsessed that the RNC being in town shut down Grindr in Milwaukee.
“[Trump]'s the undisputed world champion of [destroying things]” -Tucker Carlson one of many sauces
Many fine people say he fucks couches. Many fine people.
Many fine people are saying that JD Vance has sexual relations with couches. Many fine people.
I bet she even asks for DIJON MUSTARD!
What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?