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  • ah yes, supporting corporate-owned social media, the one true revolutionary praxis

  • pie holes springs to mind

    (to be clear i do not even remember what piefed is)

  • ai is taking jerbs, despite the fact that it cannot perform them at all, and the cost is being externalized to the customers. its not about whether they can do what they're meant to do, its about giving corporations excuses to further drive down human wages.

  • But despite some of the viral glitches facing Taco Bell, it says two million orders have been successfully processed using the voice AI since its introduction.

    how much you wanna bet they're counting the orders where the drive thru worker had to step in and save the floundering algorithm who could not in fact understand basic speech, or even the purpose of a conversation, as orders "successfully processed" using AI

  • look, vowels are expensive. vanna white literally charges people for $250 apiece for them. my way saves an entire vowel. thats $250 more to be spent on the shitposting and bickering that keeps us all alive in this galaxy of the Federated Universe.

  • i pronounce slrpnk.net "slurpnik dot net"

    because it pleases me to do so. i dont know, maybe the instance can start a ramen rating app or a porno site on the side with the domain name. possibilities!

  • the good ol' Streissand Effect

  • wishing marie oztoinette a very decapitated

  • 26 duh

  • i'll surf with a pasty any time

  • holy shit its british Point Break

    (no surfing of course because england)

  • in terms of their motives? absolutely. is -1 a better score than -5? yes. are they both in the negative? you better believe it. don't go slobbering all over clinton and obama's loafers just because there are worse people out there. they tried to enrich the wealthy and succeeded. only difference between the dems and the republicans up until the trump era was that the dems lied about being progressive to distract from their wealth transfer and the repubs committed a casual ongoing genocide to distract from theirs. but it worked- you are distracted. from clinton deregulating corporate oversight and obama kneecapping socialized health care on behalf of the insurance industry. were bush and reagan and bush junior more harmful? yeah of course, but let's not lionize their coworkers because they used a different disingenuous strategy to launder money for their corporate masters. in the present moment, of course, it's a bit different- the republicans are stoking the engine of an outright fascist coup and the dems are spoiling the only chance we have to stop it with weak appeals to "decorum" and "practicality".

    so no, they're not exactly the same. one is jabba the hutt, and the other is the little shitgoblin cackling on his tail. neither will help you. get used to it.

    edit: math

  • fixed that for you

  • schrodinger: jeez cmon guys all i did was kill a cat (maybe)

  • you heard her, she wants bullets

  • "your honor, in my defense my website sucks. like really sucks. like try using it for a good purpose. it is inherently evil."

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  • airplanes are getting out of the being-repaired business