A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen – maybe even a tax cut for me!

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

“Cat trucks on every corner!”

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a “Please wait – updating” message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Captain Skywalker: “Lay in a course for Toshi Station, Lieu-”

Admiral Beru: “Belay that order!”

Well, I’m sure he appreciates that this was consensual.

Commentator: “GAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!”