If it makes you feel any better, that’s how I read the post too until you were corrected. I also missed the beginning sentence. Oops.

Sir, this is the Tavern of Wendy.

From now on, this is how I assume one plays cricket.

No. He’s trolling you. No Reasonable person thinks this.

This sounds like the peasant rail gun with extra steps.

I’m so glad there’s a big red arrow so I can easily identify the joke. I would have missed it among all the other comments that weren’t visible.

Woah cool idea!

I had used one as the BBEG in a campaign I ran once. It was strictly for a their tier 4 climax and they had multiple side quests to help get some advantages like overcoming the spell resistance or temporarily stoping the health Regen. However, I also gave the Terrasque a ranged attack, and a few extra abilities so the players couldn’t metagame and fly and kite.

And they had to figure out a way to trap the monster in a canyon.

Even still I dropped every PC to 0 health at least once in that encounter before they won. A real nail bitter.

It was one of the top five boss fights I ever was a part of on either side of the screen.

I have a house rule where a counter spelled counter spell is nullified but causes a roll on the wild magic table for both casters.

He also lives in a constituency where Labor, Green, and Reform aren’t campaigning seriously.

He may be on Ketamine again.

Back when we could expect good things from our Octogenarian politicians \s.

But on a serious note, I think the supply train for the orcs was non existent as they were … expected to live off the land…

Penny has experience welding the Sword.

Advantage Tories.

Oh they won’t be doing the training. Some MP’s mate with a consulting company will do that for cheep… promise!

Fun fact. Horse armor is called Barding!

That’s why I practice rubber Flumph debugging before I lint my spells.

It’s perfectly normal in one’s old age to develop a lilt.

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Honestly there is never any shame about sharing what you’ve learned. I didn’t ever think about this and now I’ve learned something. Keep asking questions and searching for answers!

And South Carolina has Mustard based BBQ!