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  • He also completely seems the type to leave a come-to-jesus meeting with his doctor about how he absolutely has to change his diet and start exercising and still hit the McDonald's drive thru on the way home, so with a little luck, the best possible medical care won't matter nearly as much as it could.

  • "Your honor, I'm missing my grandmother terribly. She would always side with me on legal decisions..."

  • Yeah, I read that as well. Ironically enough, it actually gave me a tiny shred of hope that we might get exceptionally lucky and the fucking thing would get wiped out by a hurricane or something before they managed to actually get anyone in there, but unfortunately the bastards work fast.

  • The second one looks like an English bulldog with jaundice preparing to tell a spooky story around a campfire.

  • It's well past time to take Grandpa's car keys away. Bro's down to one last functioning brain cell bouncing around his skull like the DVD logo.

  • Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it's just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

    Edit - fixed link

  • Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn't address what's already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.

  • Little Jimmy Loveseat has a nice ring to it.

  • Depends on how fast you can run. Though the thought of a drive-by glittering on an e-scooter also makes for a pretty fucking funny mental image.

  • Clearly we just use the hurricanes to put out the fires.

  • *At first you think

    Cruella is the devil

    But after time has worn

    Away the shock

    You come to realize

    You've seen her kind of eyes

    Watching you from underneath A rock!

    This vampire bat

    This inhuman beast

    She ought to be locked up

    And never released

    The world was such A wholesome place until

    Cruella, Cruella Noem*

  • A number of House Republicans hit Walz over his comments last month referring to federal law enforcement agents carrying out Trump’s immigration crackdown as the “modern-day Gestapo.”

    Good on Walz for straight up saying it.