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  • Washington, Oregon and California governors form a health alliance in rebuke of Trump administration

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  • The northeast should follow suit, honestly.

  • Donald Trump posting week-old photo raises eyebrows amid health speculation

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  • I suspect he's genuinely unwell. The man is, above all else, a complete and utter attention whore and this is a rumor that could be immediately dispelled by him doing a loud, showy, public spectacle. That should be like Chistmas for him; it's basically the universe giving him PERMISSION to do one of those fascism pep rallies he's so fond of, and yet he hasn't gone for it. Why?

    I don't think he's actually dead but I do think he's in a bad way.

  • Trump serious about pursuing a third term, Gavin Newsom warns

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  • I mean, they're probably the same thing. Dude's almost 80. Honestly I think it's charitably 50/50 he even makes it to next election season (or whatever hot mess it ends up being), he looks like hammered shit.

  • RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autism in September

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  • It's also worth noting that acetaminophen is pretty much the ONLY OTC painkiller you're allowed to take while pregnant (other than baby aspirin as a preventative if you're high risk for pre-eclampsia), so I strongly suspect a sizeable majority of people end up using it at least once during pregnancy. It's common enough that I'd imagine separating correlation from causation on that one might be especially difficult.

    In all likelihood the root cause of ASD is multifactoral and appears to be at least partially genetic.

  • Snoop Dogg Admits He's “Scared” to Go to Movies Because of LGTBQ+ Representation

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  • Fuck off, lap doggy dog; ya little bitch.

  • Pictures of Trump's Swollen Ankles and Hands Boost Health Rumours After He Admits He's 'Not Doing Well'

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  • All the way back during the election I noticed the damn orange makeup kept looking worse than usual and it took a bit to put my finger on why, but then it clicked - as he gets paler, the contrast between the orange and his actual skin gets more and more pronounced. Look at his ears. Dude is pasty as all fuck.

  • Should Jon Stewart Run for President in 2028? The Movement Is Growing — and It’s No Longer a Joke

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  • I mean, ideally we shouldn't be just running celebrities but after 8 months of this shit I don't give a fuck anymore. Mentally I am here:

    If it works I literally could not care less. Clearly the people want vibes so let's just give them the fucking vibes and deal with THAT issue when things aren't actively on fire.

    Whatever else Stewart is, he's knowledgeable, charismatic, willing to fight for a cause, and DOES genuinely seem to give a fuck about the average person. That's a damn good start at least.

    And all of THAT is even under the assumption we get something at least vaguely resembling a normal election, which at this point I think is entirely dependent on when exactly Diddler on the Roof finally strokes out on the shitter.

  • Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.

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  • Assault with a breadly weapon

  • The Staggering Amount Trump Is Profiting From the Presidency Revealed

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  • Okay, but consider that 20% of those children...may have voted for him

    I mean...they quite literally didn't on account of, y'know, they're children

  • ICE Contractor Locked a Mother and Her Baby in a Hotel Room for Five Days

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  • rather than dropping down through a trapdoor, the condemned would be violently jerked into the air by means of a system of weights and pulleys

    Combine it with a trebuchet and Wile E Coyote the bastards.

  • 'Nobody believes you': Library of Congress blames missing Constitution sections on 'coding error'

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  • I feel like there should be an addendum called Trump's razor: if there's a possible explanation that's both malicious AND stupid, it's probably the correct one. Your previous theory would fit.

  • The FBI Redacted Trump’s Name in the Epstein Files

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  • House Speaker Mike Johnson Says He Won't Hold Vote Calling on Trump to Release Epstein Files. Trump needs "space," Johnson says

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  • US popularity collapses worldwide in wake of Trump’s return

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  • Basically the same way the douchey rich kid who's tolerated because he's got a Playstation AND an N64 is "popular".

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  • Trump is Cocomelon for racist manchildren. Jimmy the Loveseat can sound vaguely coherent in carefully scripted and rehearsed contexts but anything even REMOTELY improvisational and he falls apart like a wet napkin. He's a blatant puppet who was chosen purely for the ability to fit the largest number of rolexes in his colon.

  • Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings won't support Gavin Newsom for president due to trans kids stance

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  • Anal bum cover for 300

  • Trump undergoes medical exam for swelling in legs, hand bruising

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  • Also if he's been wearing compression dressings it would explain the photos from a while back where he clearly had something on his legs under his pants.

  • Trump Thinks He Can Take Away Citizenship From Anyone He Doesn’t Like | The president is now musing about trying to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s birthright citizenship because he doesn’t like her

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  • Gonna need to spend a lot of time scrubbing ducks with dish soap if we dump something that greasy into the ocean.

  • Trump Insults ‘Evil’ Reporter Who Dares to Ask About Floods

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  • Yup. That's why the whole "weird" thing Harris' campaign did towards the beginning was so effective and why they never should have fucking abandoned that strategy. You can't use logic on someone occupying a completely different reality and even rage, however justified, often just gets used as fodder for them to play the victim. But make a narcissist feel embarrassed? Make them feel they're being mocked? They completely fucking short circuit.