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  • You're both right. This shit needs to be remembered by history as a lesson, but I also deeply look forward to it no longer being current events.

    I cannot wait for the first time, after his inevitable passing, that I go a full week without hearing his name or seeing his stupid fucking sphincter looking face. Not forgotten, just not a constant goddamn onslaught.

  • The northeast should follow suit, honestly.

  • I suspect he's genuinely unwell. The man is, above all else, a complete and utter attention whore and this is a rumor that could be immediately dispelled by him doing a loud, showy, public spectacle. That should be like Chistmas for him; it's basically the universe giving him PERMISSION to do one of those fascism pep rallies he's so fond of, and yet he hasn't gone for it. Why?

    I don't think he's actually dead but I do think he's in a bad way.

  • I mean, they're probably the same thing. Dude's almost 80. Honestly I think it's charitably 50/50 he even makes it to next election season (or whatever hot mess it ends up being), he looks like hammered shit.

  • It's also worth noting that acetaminophen is pretty much the ONLY OTC painkiller you're allowed to take while pregnant (other than baby aspirin as a preventative if you're high risk for pre-eclampsia), so I strongly suspect a sizeable majority of people end up using it at least once during pregnancy. It's common enough that I'd imagine separating correlation from causation on that one might be especially difficult.

    In all likelihood the root cause of ASD is multifactoral and appears to be at least partially genetic.

  • Fuck off, lap doggy dog; ya little bitch.

  • All the way back during the election I noticed the damn orange makeup kept looking worse than usual and it took a bit to put my finger on why, but then it clicked - as he gets paler, the contrast between the orange and his actual skin gets more and more pronounced. Look at his ears. Dude is pasty as all fuck.

  • I mean, ideally we shouldn't be just running celebrities but after 8 months of this shit I don't give a fuck anymore. Mentally I am here:

    If it works I literally could not care less. Clearly the people want vibes so let's just give them the fucking vibes and deal with THAT issue when things aren't actively on fire.

    Whatever else Stewart is, he's knowledgeable, charismatic, willing to fight for a cause, and DOES genuinely seem to give a fuck about the average person. That's a damn good start at least.

    And all of THAT is even under the assumption we get something at least vaguely resembling a normal election, which at this point I think is entirely dependent on when exactly Diddler on the Roof finally strokes out on the shitter.

  • Assault with a breadly weapon

  • Okay, but consider that 20% of those children...may have voted for him

    I mean...they quite literally didn't on account of, y'know, they're children

  • rather than dropping down through a trapdoor, the condemned would be violently jerked into the air by means of a system of weights and pulleys

    Combine it with a trebuchet and Wile E Coyote the bastards.

  • I feel like there should be an addendum called Trump's razor: if there's a possible explanation that's both malicious AND stupid, it's probably the correct one. Your previous theory would fit.

  • Basically the same way the douchey rich kid who's tolerated because he's got a Playstation AND an N64 is "popular".

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  • Trump is Cocomelon for racist manchildren. Jimmy the Loveseat can sound vaguely coherent in carefully scripted and rehearsed contexts but anything even REMOTELY improvisational and he falls apart like a wet napkin. He's a blatant puppet who was chosen purely for the ability to fit the largest number of rolexes in his colon.

  • Anal bum cover for 300

  • Also if he's been wearing compression dressings it would explain the photos from a while back where he clearly had something on his legs under his pants.

  • Gonna need to spend a lot of time scrubbing ducks with dish soap if we dump something that greasy into the ocean.