play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

nicest lemmy user

any valve game, any rockstar game… getting over it