This message is for all the trumpeters out there and the lazy-ass bigots cosplaying as dems who blew off voting in favour of fapping: you made a bed we all have to lie in. When your demographic starts being killed off to fuel greater hedgemony for the 1% those of us who fought for democracy and individual rights will be the laughing. Until they march us to our graves.

Serial Philanderer Makes “Moral” Judgement . FTFY

This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

Crack-tastic observation!! You must be one stable genius. Free hint at this game: if you don’t have a clue just let it go and don’t type.

Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain’t so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it’s metaphoric, not species-ist.

Not an American, so this is without prejudice.

Either gun deaths are a fact of life or unacceptable. There is no in-between or grey area. It is hugely frustrating to see these shitstained mavens of policy and law swing wildly between these contradictory extremes. Pick a fucking side.

This one would be newer. A truth lost on us plebes who have to pay for things.

I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that Clarence “I’m For Sale” Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he’s not corrupt. He’s selective.

Let’s wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I’m sure he’ll vote his conscience

It’s not a bias, though, they call idiots: “idiots”. That’s not a bias, it’s reporting a FACT. Bias is sanewashing Herr Drumpf’s verbal diarrhoea.

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

No - this is the hash dealer Doug “The Slug” Ford. His infamous meth-head brother is, mercifully, dead. His family is suing the crap out of each other for their entitled inheritance. The entire blood line is a train-wreck of sub-human villains.

Perhaps more importantly, who let that photo of his weenie little hands gently caressing the wreath as if it were his daughter’s ass be released?

ELI5: In 2021 the shitstain LOSER’s team offered zero cooperation with the incoming WINNERS. With the precedent set, why not return the favor: ransack the place, steal everything you can and fuck off to a dirty hole-in-the-wall in a fetid swamp and await subpoena after subpoena, stall out all efforts to bring justice, cavil and whinge about a nefarious and definitely-not-stolen election for four years? If anusmouth-mushroom penis takes power the least he (they? she?) can expect is the same treatment, right? Am I misguided?

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GOOD-BYE

What does it matter? Either way he is UNFIT to have access to launch codes.

Nope, “Sad Clown” is already taken.

Image bottom right. Does no-one remember how to crop a photo to focus on the subject and eliminate distraction?

Like this?

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.