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I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

And another opportunity to get the SSV Normandy!

I used to watch him on derrickcomedy.com

Gerrymander the state borders!

I made this argument on PCM back in the reddit days and got downvoted to oblivion.

I kinda wanna get Fallout 4, but only so I can play Fallout London.

Harvest his private organs? No one wants those.

I’m in Texas too, and I’ve been thinking about breaking out the thermal underwear lol

It’ll be like Pokémon, but with STDs

Hype!

Seasonal allergies are the body’s way of rejecting plant pollen in the sinuses, ergo: Trump’s body wants to be filled with plant cum.

Dragon Age: Inquisition. I can literally see the thing that I need to loot right there, but I can’t pick it up unless I press the little pingy button first.

Super Peach Bros

I’ve never heard of Fallout: New Dawn or Fallout 6, have I been living under a rock?

:.|:;

They’re turning the friggin’ womprats gay!

You should call it something else

I don’t know what any of this is!

Wizards don’t know what that is, so it seems magical to them

That one would also be a good name for an EDM group