It’s all the same… Only the names are are changed

Everyday

Lick her by the pussy

They invented lots of battles

It was something on the Vikings’ radar. They often used to settle differences with a slagging match. I think they also had guys who would mock the enemy prior to battle to affect morale.

Life is happy, baby!

Buckle up, it’s gonna be a Rainbow Ride!

Like he would anyway

Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).

Google™ presents: Hunger Games

Which countries?

What has the MTV done to you, boy?

She wasn’t the first black senator.

How else are you gonna know how to feel about the information? You wouldn’t watch a comedy without canned laughter, would you?

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

People having basic human rights isn’t what I’d call ‘exceptional’, especially when many places already do far better.

That’s the problem.

I was with you until that last sentence. You guys need to cut that shit out and get real.

Wasn’t that back when republican meant liberal and democrat was conservative? When did they switch?

I just select my precepts from the arguments on offer and try to rigidly stick to them.

Only if it’s part of the quote. In this case, because “apologies” wasn’t followed by a full stop, it doesn’t go within the quotation marks.