if that was true then maybe the stingy fuckers would tip wait staff

i think the mildly techy sounding waffle is the right way to set it up personally, it lulls you into a false sense of security thinking this is just some random tech nonsense and then bam, porn

yeah but then they’d be spending money to be told they might not be 100% right and perfect 100% of the time, and that’s just a waste of money

💯

i never got into twitter, and the longer this goes on, the more glad i am about that

this is the funniest thing i have seen today

Even calling it a news update isn’t really accurate. It’s more akin to “water is wet.”

systemic change is required, that’s for sure. as to the how of that? fucked if i know tbh

unfortunately as long as they’re still subject to the whims of global capitalism, they will never be free from perverse incentives

What we had has gone away.

this is their cnn trump town hall. ten bucks says traffic spikes for /r/place and then drops below pre-/r/place levels.

i have what i imagine is a fairly unusual variation: my firstname.lastname is pretty common in the english speaking world, but my last name is apparently derived from a place if you go back far enough, so i use firstname.of.lastname. subtle but different.

i’m hoping everyone’s figured out that btc is a pyramid scheme by now

whether quickly, or slowly, by attrition

rolled a 2

sounds about right

I bet if we stole the idea of reddit gold and allowed people to award comments and posts, but 1. no premium membership and 2. make it clear that the money is going to help keep the service running, that would bring in a lot of revenue without harming the community.

oh-wah-ah-ah-ah

hell yeah, fuck nestle

I’m just glad it defaults to dark mode. Any site that defaults to light mode can go straight to hell.

I did read that that was actually a coincidence, and they already knew he was in the country. But reality is often stranger than fiction, so who knows.