Hello fellow Lemmings! It is I, thefloatingpoint from the future. I have traveled back in time to tell you the tales from Reddit.

The tools came 3 month after this announcement.

They didn’t work at all.

As of 2025 they still don’t.

Also Spez died in self strangulation while masturbating to a picture of Elon Musk. Who in turn died in a ball of fire after his latest patch for Twitter went online.

Goodbye Lemmings.

Weird. I immediately deleted my comment after posting it. Two hours later, you still could answer it (and probably still can see it).

As an actual answer: I’m happy you had a good day!

I have a habit of sorting things out frequently. Spotify Playlists, YouTube Subscriptions, Subreddits. Every now and then I go through them all and throw things out the window I’m not interested in anymore.

So, when I signed up here I subscribed to anything that sounded promising. Some of these communities are exactly the same just on different instances.

Eventually one of them will be victorious and that’s gonna be the one I will continue to follow.

It’s pretty handy because I rather subscribe to stuff which I am not that interested in. Sometimes it prevails and I find something new to obsess over.

Alright! How was your day? What did you do?

Alright! I’ll bring the Cider and Bratwurst.

Yes, kinda, sorta. It’s like an addict going cold turkey. I feel the urge for a faster paced feed from time to time. It’s unsettling how much I’ve been accustomed to this kind of BS.

Pretty much, yeah.

This article will age poorly in a week. And like milk in about a month.

In Germany, we call people like him Würstchen.

I just shitposted into one and got countered surprisingly witty. Yeah. A lot of those are Satire communities, at least atm.

Great article!

But…who the fuck trusted anyone on Reddit? Or on the internet in general?!

Look at all these documents that didn’t exist at all according to a very stable genius.